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Slightly Askew

Reblogging fun stuff. Sometimes I'll make my own posts or post my own art. I'm 19 years old, and taken. ;) I identify as greysexual, and though biromantic, I tend towards the lesbian end of that spectrum. I ride horses and stuff... a little horse crazy... yeah... feel free to ask any questions or whatnot?

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❝ Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. ❞

- Steve Irwin (via bl-ossomed)

aceofheartsu:

fargreencountryswiftsunrise:

fallenwithstyle:

deductionhunters:

theskeletonsareafterme:

zelamish:

wunderbrot:

the buugeng is a type of s-staff.

to the best of my knowledge, it is used to engage in geometric visual warfare

Accurate.

GEOMETRIC VISUAL WARFARE.

No but can you imagine how distracting and disconcerting it’d be to go up against someone with a weapon like that

You wouldn’t know where the fuck to look and you’d only figure out which part to focus on when it’s buried in your gut

A+ gif usage.

except you couldn’t block or parry with it

a weapon with even slightly longer reach would fucking destroy it

it has nowhere to really grip, so it would be awkward as fuck to swing

illumipel:

illumipel:

It’s only the end if you want it to be ♪

Okay.  So maybe I am letting myself get a little weepy over the finale. 

I am bitter.  I am sad.  I am more than a ‘little weepy.’  But I sure as hell don’t regret watching this show.  Ever. 

What’s that saying? Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.

girlgotmuscle:

lilinternetwarrior:

theidledrifter:

jane-b-nimbel:

thesanityclause:

youngmanandoldsoul:

“Killed 99 bears”

a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?

Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

The bears made that tombstone.

A warning, and a prayer.

That he really, truely stays down.

This is too badass not to reblog.

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accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

image

what the fuck

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

I’m in starbucks with jazz playing, and this perfectly synced up soulfully. Someone please. Music sync this.

xbox-one-official:

amischiefofmice:

orfs:

averyterrible:

thisplaceisdespair:

flatluigi:

stormingtheivory:

So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?

holy shit

ok, why the fuck is the graph upside down. that is incredibly misleading

Because its from the Florida Department of Justice, and they have a mandate here.

for those who have trouble inverting it in their head, ftfy:

image

this is some of the most blatant twisting of info i have ever seen holy shit

oh my god i saw this earlier and didn’t realize what had happened i thought people were just mad since the y axis didn’t start at 0 but wow reuters what the fuck

theveganmothership:

The situation for animals in India is dire. An organisation of volunteers called Guardians of The Voiceless founded by Pankaj Arora are a team of volunteers in India who are on the streets every day saving animals, mainly abandoned sick cows and street dogs.

You can help by donating via PayPal to: Crueltyfreegeneration@gmail.com or by sending medical supplies.

INDIAN CONTACT:
Founder and President
Pankaj Arora

USA CONTACT:
Founder and President
LuzMaria Gómez G

AUSTRALIAN CONTACT FOR MEDICAL SUPPLIES / CARE PACKAGES TO INDIA:
Canine Therapy Australia
Nicole Marchment

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Guardians-of-the-Voiceless/190357161151522?hc_location=timeline

Via The True Face Of Dairy Facebook.

grand-prix-dreams:

dressagestrong:

amen

Just reblogging because I find this to be very educational - I admit I’m a visual learner.

fang-wombat:

Saw these on the internet at 4 am. Would fight a shark for some pancakes right now.